Originally published in New Voice fanzine 11-12
Voices In My Head Tell Me To...John Myung
ArticleMike Portnoy2 min read
As you will all be aware, Mike’s dad Howard Portnoy sadly passed away at the beginning of this year. Howard was a lovely person whom I’m glad to say I met and knew in some small way. As a tribute to him, and as a little illustration of the kind of person that he was, we include here his answers to the ‘Founding 50 questions’ that he was kind enough to answer before he got sick. Howard will be sorely missed but his Spirit Carries On. Carpe Diem. – Kerry Parker
This quiz is about initial instincts. Read the question and go with your immediate answer. If you don’t understand what the question relates to, just choose the option you like the sound of best. Thank you!
01. Tea or Coffee? Coffee
02. Drive or Ride? Drive
03. Playing music or listening to music? Listening
04. Toast or cereal? Toast
05. Comedy or Drama? Drama
06. Above or below? Above
07. Prog or Metal? Prog
08. Briefs or boxers? Briefs
09. Arts or Science? Arts
10. Splash cymbal or Gong? Gong (Mike @ end of ‘Six Degrees’)
11. Jamming or recording? Neither – Listening
12. Heaven or hell? Heaven
13. Cat or dog? Cats now, dogs then
14. Wet shave or Dry shave? Wet Shave
15. Beatles or Zeppelin? Beatles
16. Soccer or American football? Soccer
17. North or South? North
18. Night at the Opera or Sheer Heart Attack? Neither – Octavarium
19. Marmalade or jam? Ytse Jam!
20. See a play or a film? Film
21. Foreign films: Dubbing or Subtitles? Subtitles
22. Ballads or Metal? SFAM!
23. Electric or Acoustic? Acoustic
24. Metallica or Megadeth? Pass
25. Images or Words? Images and words
26. Live or Studio? Studio
27. Friends or Frasier? Neither, Seinfeld
28. Pilchard or Spud? Huh?!
29. Stars or Stripes? Stars
30. Sci-fi or fantasy novels? Neither
31. Metropolis Pt.I or Pt.II? Both!
32. Pink Floyd: Dave Gilmour or Roger Waters? Tie
33. Cartoons: Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney?
34. Beer or Wine? Wine
35. Bass or Tenor? Neither – Soprano
36. Chroma Key or Planet X? Chroma Key (1* only)
37. Is the glass half full or half empty? When?!
38. Cylinder or Upright? Upright, always
39. Home cooking or restaurant? Home
40. Small venues like clubs, or large theatres & arenas? Theaters
41. Outside producer or self-produced? Self
42. Steak: Well done or Rare? Never rare
43. Vai or Satriani? Satriani
44. Sun or shade? Sun then, Shade now
45. Lord of the Rings or Star Wars? Star Wars
46. Yes or Rush? Yes
47. Alien or Aliens? Alien
48. Teaching or learning? Learning
49. Would you rather tour – Home or Away? Home
50. McDonalds or KFC? McDonalds


