Mike Portnoy Imposter Arrested!

Following reports on the Internet over the past couple of days, we are happy to announce that the Mike Portnoy imposter, has been arrested. One of his victims contacted the police and helped them to draw up a plan to locate and arrest this thief. Mike Portnoy, who was in on the complot, described the arrest as “like a scene from NYPD Blue.” He’s happy and relieved that this scum bag is now in jail. Chris Caffery, who also reported meeting the imposter wrote the following statement following the arrest: “From my side of things, I am happy he is off the streets and that no one got hurt. This guy was pretty convincing! I’ve had people trying to get into places claiming they were me before, so like I said, scary stuff!”

In order to build a solid case against this person, we urge victims to come forward and report their experiences. If you think you’ve come across this imposter, then write to [email protected]